Cover art by Madison Parker
Originally published on GayAuthors.org as part of their Summer 2011 Anthology, Walk on the Wild Side
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âCâmon, Mark. I dare ya. I triple dog dare ya.â
The triple dog Derrick threw in was totally unnecessary. Iâd already agreed to be the test subject, and itâs not like I wanted to be humiliated for chickening out in front of all my friends.
I searched the expressions of the gathered crowd, growing more confident by the second. The excitement, the enthusiasm . . . hell, even the fear in Seanâs eyes gave me an adrenaline rush. I offered him one of my trademark smirks, then reached out and took hold of the rope.
It seemed secure enough.  Weâd just tied it up ourselves, to the best of our twelve-year-old abilities. The real worry was whether weâd chosen a sturdy enough branch. It wasnât the thickest, but it was the only one we could use without a ladder and a longer rope.
I really hoped I wouldnât break a bone or something, because the vacation had only just started. It would have been a shame to waste it.
I backed up before launching into a run. When my toes touched the rocky edge, I sprang forward, clutching onto the rope for all I was worth. It arced beautifully over the lake and I let go just in time to plummet straight into the middle of the murky waters.
For a moment, I couldnât tell up from down. I flailed around, shaking my arms and legs violently in the instinctual urge to break free of the darkness, and fast. But the bubbles settled after a few seconds, and once I calmed I could make out the lighter brown water that indicated the sunlight above me.
I broke the surface to triumphant cries. âYeah Mark!â âWhoo!â âYeah, all right!â
Pumping my hands up and down a few times, I settled into an easy tread, then began goading the rest of them to follow. âLetâs go, ya bunch of cowards!â
A couple other boys followed in my now-famed footsteps, but none quite as gracefully. They held on to the rope too long, waiting until it swung back before dropping. The rest scurried down the hill and entered from the shore.
Sean was one of the chickens, as Iâd known he would be. He was lucky he happened to be bigger and older-looking than the rest of us, or heâd have been out of our group for being such a wuss for sure.
But as soon as we were all in the water, it didnât matter how weâd gotten there. Sean swam up to me and pushed me under.
âDid you see that?â I asked after breaking free, still grinning from my success. âPretty awesome, right?â
Sean laughed and dunked me again. âYeah, I saw it.â
Some of the other guys seemed more impressed, and Phil wanted to know if Iâd been scared, or if Iâd thought I might drown.
âNah,â I told him. âI wasnât scared at all. Next time you guys think up a dare, let me know. I can handle it.â
We play-wrestled in the lake until the frogs started croaking, enjoying the long, carefree days of summer.
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âIâm telling you, the house is empty,â Derrick reassured us. âThat old cat lady died last month, and no oneâs been here since.â
Sean scratched his head. âWhat if she left the house to her family or something? They could be in there now.â
Derrick rolled his eyes and Phil coughed out chicken under his breath.
Raising his light golden eyebrows, Sean sneered right back at them. âI donât see either of you two breaking in there.â
He was right to call them outâtheyâd spent our entire eight-grade year daring me to do one thing or another while cleverly keeping the pressure off themselves. Sometimes I wondered why I still hung out with those losers . . . but then I remembered I loved to be the guy with all the glory.
Phil shrugged. âI bet thereâs just a lot of dead cats in there.â
That was my cue. I pulled off my jacket and tossed it at Sean. âAll right, ladies. Let the professional handle this.â
The three cowards waited behind a tree while I approached the rickety porch. One of the windows was already cracked open, and I squirmed my fingers under it and gave it a good shake. It rattled a little, then slid right up.
With a wave towards my adoring fans, I climbed into the living room.
Plastic sheets covered some pieces of furniture, and there was a lot of trash on the floor, but other than that the place was empty. I turned back around to give the guys a thumbs up, and within a few seconds they followed.
âShit, this place smells,â Derrick announced.
It really did. I wouldnât have been surprised if there was a decaying cat body somewhere in there.
We checked all the cabinets, hoping for some liquor or something, but didnât find a thing. The place was pretty well picked-through, and we were just about to leave for more exciting evening fare when Phil called out to us from the second floor.
âShit, I think we can climb onto the roof from here!â
We all scrambled up and found him leaning out the bathroom window.
âThe roof?  Awesome.â Derrick gave Phil a high-five for his discovery.
âYou think itâll hold us?â Sean asked. âIt didnât look so great from the outside . . . and I think I saw a crack in the ceiling.â
âSeriously?â Phil elbowed him. âYou are like the biggest wuss. Maybe it wonât hold your big butt, but the rest of us should be fine.â
Sean did not have a big butt. He was just taller than us, and probably more muscular. Iâm pretty sure Phil was jealous.
âMark, go test it out,â Derrick said.
âWhy do you always make Mark to do everything for you?â Sean exclaimed, throwing up his hands.
I, of course, was already two steps ahead, planning to make myself master of the roof.
âI dare ya to do it,â Phil went on, ignoring Sean.
With a smile and a nod I accepted, pulling my upper body out the window and grabbing onto the gutter.
âWait, Mark,â Sean pleaded. I caught his worried hazel eyes with mine. âBe careful.â
âBe careful,â Derrick and Phil repeated, only they used squeaky-high voices and broke into snickers. âGranny says be careful.â
I personally thought they were lucky Sean never turned on them, âcause he could have whooped their asses in a second.
The rain gutter held my weight and I managed to get a leg up and crawl onto the roof. I stood gingerly, keeping my arms spread for balance.
âSo far, so good,â I shouted back at them.
Shouting probably wasnât the best thing to have done when climbing on a roof late at night. Even though the house next door wasnât all that close, the neighbor mustâve heard me, âcause the next thing I knew someone was yelling.
âGet down from there before I call the cops!â
I instantly crouched to hide myself from view, and my foot slipped on the uneven ground. I grabbed onto anything and everything as I fellâloose shingles, the rain gutter, and an awning, then crashed into one of the cat ladyâs overgrown bushes.
âDonât move, kid, Iâm gonna call 911!â the neighbor screamed.
âHoly shit!â I heard Derrickâs frantic voice, and a few seconds later all three of my friends were running out the front door. âShit, Mark, can you move?â
With the rush of adrenaline, I managed to stand, but my ankle was killing me. âDamn, I think I broke something!â
âWe gotta get outta here, the cops are gonna show up!â Panic stricken, he and Phil scrambled off into the darkness.
Sean put his arm around me, letting me rest my weight on his broad shoulders. âLean on me, Mark. We gotta book it.â
He practically carried me home, saving me from the brand of juvenile delinquent. Too bad he couldnât save me from my dadâs lectures when we found out I really had broken my ankle.
But it all worked out for the best.  Once word spread that Iâd braved the cat ladyâs haunted house and survived a fall from the roof, there wasnât enough space on my cast for all the signatures.
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âLetâs play truth or dare,â Sally said. Sheâd tied two pink bows in her auburn hair, which, in my opinion, looked totally ridiculous.
The new kid Billy tossed another log on our campfire. âThatâs for girls.â
I kind of agreed. I wasnât so sure about letting girls join in on our weekend hangouts, but we were high school freshman now, and it was just something we had to do.
âNot with Mark here,â Phil informed him. âHeâll take any dare. Heâll make it way more fun that that stupid truth crap.â
âWhatâre you, his boyfriend?â Billy taunted.
I really did not like that kid. Where did he get off, upsetting our balance? I was the celebrity of our group, and I didnât mind the praise.
Sean rolled his eyes, then stared down his straight nose at Billy like he could see right through him. âI dare you to not say anything stupid for a whole ten minutes. Think ya can manage that?â
Billy pursed his lips and glared.
Mel, the chunky brunette, giggled. âI dare Mark to play spin the bottle.â
âWeâd need a bottle, first,â Derrick reminded us.
âWell, then I dare Mark to go steal us some alcohol,â Billy said. âThis town is pretty lame. We need something to make it more fun.â
âIf youâre so cool, why donât you bring your own?â Sean countered.
ââCause my dad keeps it locked up . . . but one of you has to have something we can get to, right?â
I thought for a moment. My parents didnât really drink much, but I was pretty sure there was a bottle of wine in a kitchen cabinet.
âSure.â I shrugged.
All the guys followed me to my house while the girls stayed to watch the fire. I made them hang back on the street, though, as I headed into my living room.
My parents were downstairs watching T.V. I knew they’d be surprised to see me.
âBack so soon, Mark? You didnât break anything, did you?â my dad asked.
âHa ha,â I replied, slipping into the kitchen.
This wasnât really a dare. I found the bottle, shoved it under my jacket, and was about to leave again when a thought struck me. Hadnât my parents made martinis for that dumb block party a week or so ago?
Sure enough, I discovered two bottlesâgin and vodkaâunder the kitchen sink, and they were nearly half full. Jackpot. With any luck theyâd be forgotten about, or Iâd get Derrickâs sister to replace them later.
But how to get them past my parents? One thin bottle of wine I could mask beneath my jacket, but two bottles of hard liquor was another story.
Thinking quickly, I grabbed the gallon of milk from the fridge. It was almost empty, so I didnât feel all that guilty pouring the rest down the sink. Then I replaced it with the alcoholâhoping it didnât matter that I was mixing two different typesâand wrapped the jug in one of the grocery bags my mom kept for recycling.
I headed back out, waving to my parents as I went. âSee ya later.â
My mom sat up and looked over at me with parental curiosity. Â âWhat do you have there, Mark?â
âMilk.â I held up the bag so she could see the shape of the gallon container. âFor the sâmores.â
She settled into her recliner again. âOh, okay. Donât be too late tonight.â
âI wonât,â I replied, even though I pretty much knew I would be.
**
âUgh.â Sally grimaced. âThatâs awful!â
She passed the container on, wiping her mouth with her arm.
âItâs supposed to taste awful,â Billy said with his air of superiority. âBut after you have enough it feels nice.â He downed his swallow with considerably more composure.
âWell, Iâve had enough,â she declared. âWerenât we gonna play spin the bottle? Canât we just use a coke bottle?â
We all ignored her.
Billy passed the container to Sean, who took only the smallest taste, I noticed, and then Sean handed it to me.
âYouâre the last person. You gotta finish it,â Billy said.
Iâd never heard of that rule, but then again Iâd only ever had few sips of wine before. âAll right.â
Sean nudged me. âDonât, Mark. Thatâs like a quarter of a bottle. Youâll get sick.â
âI thought you guys said Mark takes any dare.” Billy stared at his fingernails, looking unimpressed.
Well, that sealed it. I really couldnât back down from a dare. I gave Sean an apologetic shrug of my shoulders and did what I had to do.
Iâm pretty sure I kissed all the girls that night, if only because I was too drunk to resist. Most people left at midnight, but Sean stayed behind to help me home. I threw up twice on the way, with Sean holding my head so I didnât collapse into my own pool of vomit. I canât really remember, but I think he carried me up to my bedroom, too, âcause thatâs where I woke up the next day with the worst headache of my life.
Thank god Sean left some water and aspirin right next to the bed.
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âOkay, this oneâs for the big screen!â Phil yelled out. He had his brand new camcorderâa present for his fifteenth birthdayâperched on his shoulder and a goofy grin on his face. âShow us whatcha got, Mark!â
âMake sure your helmet is strapped on right this time,â Sean added.
Derrick snickered. âRight, âcause if you get another concussion, weâll never be able to record this stunt.â
âDo you even know how to work that thing?â Billy asked, rolling up on his own skateboard and trying to snatch the camera from Philâs hands.
âDonât!â Phil yelled. âMy dadâll fuckinâ kill me if I break this! It’s like the ones the professionals use.â
I yawned. âGettinâ bored up here, guys. Are you gonna say âactionâ or what?â
âRight, right.â Phil straightened up, fiddling with a few buttons. âAction!â
I licked my lips and peered at the banister, trying to gauge exactly how high Iâd have to jump to land on it safely and maintain some sort of balance. In the end, though, there was no substitute for experience, so I just slammed down my skateboard and went for it.
I hit the rail just fine; it was landing part that got me. I veered a little too far to the right and ended up falling on my side, twisting my arm in the worst possible way.
âFuck!â I screamed.
âHoly fuck! Holy fuckinâ shit!â Derrick yelled. âYour fuckinâ arm, Mark. Itâs backwards!â
I glanced over at it and confirmed Derrickâs assessmentâmy forearm was not meant to bend in that direction.
âOh my god, are you getting this?â Billy crowed. âShit, thatâs gross! Get it on camera!â He flipped out his cell phone, to take his own images for posterity, I guessed.
Sean ran up to me. âDo I need to call an ambulance? Are you hurt anywhere else?â
I tried to clear the spots of pain from my vision. âI donât . . . I donât think so.â
âIf you think you hit your head or your back, maybe you shouldnât move.â
I shook my head. âNo, pretty sure itâs just my arm. Damn. Fuck, it really fucking hurts.â
âThat was crazy, Mark,â Phil said, halfway lowering the camcorder. âYeah, that looks really broken.â
âQuit fucking around with the camera.â Sean helped me to my feet. âDerrick, your house is closest. Run home and get your sister to give us a ride to the hospital.â
âYou are a fuckinâ maniac.â Billy laughed, coming up to me and giving me a pat on the back. It jarred my arm and I winced.
âYeah, thanks man.â
**
Derrickâs sister Rose took us to the hospital, with Derrick in the front seat and Sean and me in the back. Phil and Billy went home to look at the footage and to put in a soundtrack, they claimed.
Sean kept chewing on his lip the whole way. I figured he was pissed to have to accompany me to the hospital for yet another broken bone, but he was cool enough to keep quiet about it.
âGuess Iâll be bringing you your homework next week,â he remarked as we pulled up to the emergency room.
âProbably, for a few days at least.â
He sighed. âI wish you’d be more careful. Maybe next time youâll think before you leap?â
âMaybe.â I laughed. âBut thatâs not exactly my style.â
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âHoly shit, this is so cool!â Derrick shone his flashlight along the rows of empty desks in our eleventh grade English class, then up at the blackboard.
âYeah, right,â Sean responded. âThe coolest thing we could think of doing is to come back to school after weâve been let out.â
I was the one whoâd snatched the spare keys from the principalâs office while she was out at lunch. Usually Sean had some good points, but right now I was siding with Derrick. There was a ton of mischief we could do all alone in the building.
âLetâs go through the desk and see if we can find any tests.â Billy didnât waste any time, as heâd already started rifling through drawers.
âWe could put syrup on Mrs. Butnerâs chair or something,â Phil suggested.
âYeah, if we had syrup, and if we were eight-year-olds.â Derrick laughed, slapping him on his back.
We ended up tagging some lockers and rearranging the furniture in a few rooms. I didnât really want to do anything too big, though, âcause then the administrators would know weâd been in there at night and change all the locks.
But Billy had other plans.
âAnd now, for the crowning glory.â He pulled off his backpack and held out something wrapped up in what looked like several layers of trash bags.
âWhatâs that?â Phil asked.
âA homemade stink bomb.â
âJesus . . . I think I can smell it a little.â
âWe gotta put it in the principalâs office,â Billy announced, and began leading the way.
**
âDamn!â Derrick groaned. âItâs locked . . . must be a different key. Should we just stick it somewhere else?â
âNo way!â Billy shook his head violently. âThat bitch gave me a whole day suspension for saying the word âassâ.â
âYou called the teacher an ass,â Sean clarified.
Before Billy could get out his retort, Phil interrupted. âI got it! We can get in through the vent, and leave it right on top of her office.â He pointed to the grate above us.
âYeah, yeah!â Billy cried, excitement replacing his bad mood. âSean, let Mark climb up on your back so he can reach it . . . I got a Swiss army knife to get the screws off.â
âI think this is a stupid idea,â Sean said.
âYeah, whatâs new, pussy.â Billy scoffed. âFine. You know what, Mark, you can climb on my back. Iâm not that much shorter than Sean.â
He looked a lot shorter to me, but maybe that was just because he didnât have Seanâs lean frame.
Billy moved against the wall and gave me a foothold with his hands, so I went ahead and climbed up to complete the task. The unscrewing part took quite a while, and at some point Sean wandered off.
He reappeared just as I was dragging my body inside the duct and tossed something up to me.
A clothespin.
âFor your nose,â he said. âFor when you unwrap that thing.â
I stared at him for a moment, watching the way his mouth quirked up in a little Mark will be Mark smile. Even when he disagreed, he was always thoughtful like that.
âHey, thanks.â
âYeah, why donât you two girlfriends make out later.â Billy crossed his arms. âLetâs get this over with . . . Iâm fucking hungry.â
**
All in all, we considered it a well-executed prank, until the next day.
Weâd forgotten about the air-conditioning.
The whole school was shoved into the football stadium while the principal gave a lecture on the bullhorn and people in hazmat suits tore through the building. She assured us that if they discovered the stench to be the result of some kind of prank, theyâd find out exactly who had done it and expel them . . . not to mention possibly turn them over to the police.
And then because they needed time to air out all the classrooms, school was cancelled for the remainder of the day.
Billy could not stop laughing. âFucking awesome!â
I was much less thrilled. âShit . . . my fingerprints are probably all over that air duct.â
âWhatever, man!â Billy slung his backpack over his shoulder and started trotting away. âIâm gonna go back to sleep. See ya later, criminal!â
Phil gave me a more encouraging pat on the back. âDonât worry. Let things cool off a bit, and then once they do you can tell people youâre the one that got them a free day . . . youâll be a living legend.â
He had a point, but I didnât like to wait to be appreciated . . . and I certainly didnât like the threat of law enforcement.
Sean wove his way over to me through the departing crowds. âYou okay? You look really pale.â
âIâm too young to go to jail,â I muttered.
He put an arm over my shoulder, hazel eyes bouncing with laugher. âCome on, Mark.â
**
Seanâs older brother Scott had given him a little pot, and the two of us lay on the floor of his bedroom to smoke it, staring up at the ceiling.
A tiny spider was weaving a very intricate web in the corner of the room. It held my interest for a while, but eventually I started to panic about being caught again.
âWill you visit me in jail?â I asked, turning over to look at Sean.
The green and brown flecks in his eyes seemed to shimmer with new dimension as I stared at them.
âThey donât have your fingerprints on record, Mark, so even if they did find them, thereâs nothing to compare it to.â
âFuck, thatâs really logical,â I responded. âBut if I did get arrested, would you visit me?â
Sean laughedâa gentle, rolling laugh that for some reason made me feel ticklish. He chewed on his lip and leaned forward until I could feel his breath. Any closer and weâd have been kissing.  âIâm always lookinâ out for you, Mark.â
âYeah you are,â I said. His lips were really red, and I wondered if mine were the same. Maybe it was from the pot. âShit, you may be my best friend.â
âFuck yeah . . . but you might have to grow up some day,â he added. Then he reached over and stuck his fingers into my hair, messing it about. âGrow up, little Marky Marky.â
I giggled and then he giggled and Iâm pretty sure thatâs all we managed to do for the rest of the afternoon.
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I glanced at my watch. It was getting late, and I actually did want to make my next class.
I was fine with cutting English, though, especially since Billy had told Derrick to tell me he had some brilliant dare planned. I agreed to do it, so long as it didnât involve getting arrested. Derrick pointed out that Iâd never gotten caught for any other prank, so there was no reason to suspect I would be now. And it was my senior year, after all. I had to make sure I went out with a bang.
Billy came dashing over to our meet-up spot behind the school, with Phil and Derrick close on his heels. He had a bundle of clothing in one hand and a spray paint can in the other. âOkay man, come on, we gotta move fast.â
âWell what the fuck do you want me to do?â
âThese are Roy Herrickâs . . . heâs inside the gym right now. Weâre gonna paint âem and string âem up the old flagpole by the softball field.â
âSeriously?â I frowned. âI thought itâd be something more adventurous.â
âItâs a perfectly good prank,â Billy shot back. âHeâs a fucking fag and everyone knows it! He fucking looks at me when we change clothes!â
Phil shifted his eyes. He looked a little uneasy. âSo thatâs why the pink paint, then.â
âWhy, you think a rainbow would be better?â Derrick asked, trying to keep a straight face but then bursting into laughter. âThe guy is queer. Heâs even told people.â
âAnyways,â Billy interrupted, trying to get us back on track, âI dare you, Mark. You gotta do it.â
Sean joined us then, jogging in from around the corner. âSo whatâs going on, guys? Sorry Iâm late . . . I almost got caught by Mr. Campbell.â
âAw, great, who invited the fucking boy scout?â Billy moaned.
âI did.â Phil shrugged. âSean always comes along for a dare.â
Derrick took it upon himself to fill Sean in. âMarkâs gonna string up Roy Herrickâs clothes while heâs in gym class.â
Sean blinked a few times, then scanned Billyâs hands, his eyes landing on the spray paint. âYou fucking asshole.â
âHere we go.â Billy threw up his arms. âCâmon, boy scout, tell us why we shouldnât do it. Youâre such a fucking queer.â
Sean ignored him. He turned to me, and his hazel eyes burned. âDonât do it, Mark.â
âYou are a fag, arenât you,â Billy went on. âI bet you fucking love Roy Herrick. I bet youâd love to stick your dick in his ass, you fucking queer.â
âSo what if I was gay?â Sean spat at him. âWould you take my clothes and ruin them because youâre too fucking stupid to come up with anything better to do?â
Billy crossed his arms. âI knew it. I fucking knew it.â
Derrick tried to be the peacemaker. âItâll be funny, Sean. Itâs not that bad. Everyone already knows heâs gay.â
Sean looked back at me. âDonât do it,â he said again.
I was torn. âHe does have his gym clothes to wear,â I ventured quietly, only to see Seanâs eyes blaze even fiercer.
âYou know what, Sean? Youâre too late.â Billy wore an evil grin. âI already dared him, and Mark never backs down from a dare.â
Seanâs chest was starting to heave. I donât remember him ever appearing more flustered . . . or more unwilling to give in. âThen I dare you not to, Mark.â
âFag.â Billy sneered.
I looked at the ground for a moment, and when I glanced back at Sean the shine in his eyes almost seemed like it could become tears.
âI dare you to be your own person . . . make your own fucking decision,â he said. âBut if you do it, donât fucking kid yourself . . . I will turn you in.â
With that, he whirled around and ran off.
âShit, glad heâs leaving.â Billy’s glare followed Sean until he was out of sight. âYou know he wonât tell, heâs a fucking coward. Anyways, we donât have much time.â
Phil and Derrick both seemed a bit shell-shocked. Sean usually objected to our crazier stunts, but heâd never done anything like this before.
Billy put the clothing in my hands. âWeâll spray it when weâre out by the softball field.â
I looked down at the bundleâsmall pants, because Roy Herrick was a small kid, and a nice white polo. âBilly, this is not the kind of dare I usually do.â
âYou take any dare, Mark. The whole school knows that. Or do you wanna lose your reputation a few months before you graduate? You wanna be called a pussy?â
I cringed a little, because no one called me that. They called me maniac, or crazy fucker, or daredevil, but never coward or pussy.
I was a legend in these partsâthe kid with no fear, the guy whoâd do anything. Sean was the chickenâalways had been.
That chicken had just stood up to me and my craziness, and heâd sure picked a strange time to do it.
**
I found him later, sitting on the curb with his head lowered.
âDid you do it?â he asked, not looking up.
I took a seat beside him. âNah, that was a stupid prank.â
âIt was more than a prank, for Billy,â Sean muttered. Still, I could tell he was relieved, and he lifted his head a little to make eye contact. âThanks for listening to me. You never listen to me . . . Iâm kinda surprised.â
âYou donât usually seem that determined.â
He nodded slowly. âYeah.â
âBesides,â I nudged him, âyouâre supposed to be my best friend. I know Iâm a fucker, but I really do appreciate all the times youâve tried to save my ass.â
Sean gave me half a smile. âIâm glad you remembered that now.â
We grew quiet for a while and I kicked at some dirt, somehow sensing that Sean wasnât done with all that he had to say.
But when he remained silent, I said it for him. âSo, are you really like him? Like Roy, I mean.â
âI donât know. Maybe.â
He looked into my eyes, waiting for a reaction. I donât think I gave him any.
âHave . . . have you ever thought about being like that?â he finally asked.
I shrugged. âI dunno. I sometimes think about how youâre the best looking guy I hang out with, what with that pack of mongrels.â
Sean laughed. âBest looking, huh? Well do I look good enough to fuck?â
I thought about it for a moment, then met his hazel eyes with a cocky grin.
âDare me?â
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